ladies and gentleman, last night, i, emily krulik, while sitting on the dock of the bay, SAW A FUCKIN SHARK!!! yes boys and girls even the uneventful chillout by the water while smoking can be eventful. i found that bitch, shes/hes mine. estef also spotted what we will call a stingray. and a little lightning bug which i have named stanely.
so in conclusion, sharks? stingrays? stanely? its like pirate conference 05' is fuckin meant to be beyond meaning.
ps. my dreams (especially nap dreams) just keep getting weirder and weirder.